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Burglar Demotivational Poster

MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.

TAGS: burglar wife husband joke thief
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:15 am
the joke was 'marian is funny' it is a joke, marian !
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Don't bother yourself because you won't get it... this user make posters from her/his experience... ain't so?
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 1:51 pm
I suddenly want to know what the joke was ... !

HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history!

TAGS: hamburglar ronald mcdonald
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ANAL - March 2, 2009, 10:32 am
This is robbery, not burgulary. He is the Hamrobber

BURGLARY - The only sad part about this story is that the dog died.

TAGS: burglary sad dog died
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:37 am

the only sad part about this is how often this has been used. how about we retire the clip?

Heh heh -

TAGS: stupid burglar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:18 am
LUSW (lighting up some weed)!
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 6:50 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 1:28 am
ROFLMAO! 5 dollars!
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:41 am
S-o-o-o, we exchanged laughs, I bought a bag of weed, and gave him a tip about the stereo next door. I maybe shoulda mentioned the neighbor…and his shotgun. Things just work out sometimes.
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:40 am
Heh, years ago a neighborhood goof ball ripped off the stereo from my jalopy truck. Then brought it back. Said it didn't work.
MissPriss - August 13, 2013, 11:31 pm
Thanks for the 5Laugh Mr. Gary...I really needed it.

EPIPHANY - Realizing being a burglar actually isn't as fun as I thought

TAGS: epiphany burglar
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Venator

GaryO - September 15, 2012, 10:30 pm
I'm likin' this one. 5L


TAGS: cheese cheeseburger cheeseburglar mcdonalds mc donalds jew kid
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Marcus

LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:06 am
This is a Timmy creation...you can tell by the racist tag...and by how much it fails.
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 12:50 am
I know it's getting late and I've had some beers, but WTF?

CHARITIES - They're no diffrent from a burglar's. They take from the rich, and give to the poor. (in this case, themselves)

TAGS: burglar charity rich poor
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:25 pm

fred - March 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
Charities will accept donations from anyone. I assume you are serious Kirby, and therefore, astonishingly retarded.